Happy Valentine´s Day!

February 14th, 2012 § 8 Comments

“Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone‘s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!”

“I hate Valentine´s Day except if you´d like to be my date!”

“Every year, girls are like, ‘This is the year I get diamonds!’ And guys are like, ‘This is the year I get a blowjob!’ Everybody’s disappointed.”

“I´m so proud you´re my Valentine that I hope we run into one of my exes.”

Happy Valentine´s Day!

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